Sleddin in Michigan
You guys wanna come up north to da cottage an do some sleddin? Hop on 75 past the thumb to da UP. Stop by da party store and get some...
Brooklyn goes to Flushing
An early Sunday morning, Louie and Knuckles were taking the subway to work. “People get Sunday off mostly,” Louie said. “How’s come we...
The Demented Squirrel
They had lied to Sally the squirrel. It wasn't fun giving birth without an epidural. She screamed at her hubby. Get me some food. In...
HEWAS-Hopelessly Excessive Writing Advice Syndrome
As in HE WAS going to be a good writer. HE-WAS but didn't because he got discouraged listening to too much conflicting advice.
I met Super Girl
Super Girl I arrived late in the day at the strange makeshift alien outpost. The outpost, nestled in a large hotel ballroom, was only...
Little Something for Towel Day May 25
I know most of you are probably busy with all the usual Towel Day preparations. Laundering your towel, brushing up on your Vogon Poetry,...
Writers Neurosis
Definition- A relatively mild personality disorder typified by excessive anxiety or indecision and a degree of social or interpersonal...
A Day in the Life of a Grammar Nazi
We have all met one, if not in real life then on social media. Those individuals that delight in pointing out mistakes and flaws in our...
Why I'm not Writing ATM
You know me, I hate to bring up controversy.... but I have been studying the layout of the QWERTY keyboard and find there are more...
Dreams of What?
Recently during a Twitter pitch party. I posted a 145-character tweet to stand in for the 60,000 words that are the product of the last...
